The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
hearing your favourite song on the radio is 5000x more exciting than hearing it on your ipod.
Us by Regina Spektor
Living in a den of thieves, rummaging for answers in the pages.